Number 1 (one)

As we all know, many people think in their deep state of delusional thought that America is somehow number one. Americans have been brainwashed, through the media and television that America is without a doubt, number one. Unfortunately for these people, America is not number one. At least not anymore. We are number one in some areas though.

We have 90 guns for every 100 people. Were number one in gun murders. We have over 2.1 million people in prison, so were number one in that. Were number one with military spending. In fact, we spend more on military than the next 14 nations combined. I suppose Soulja Boy and all of our other glorious cultural achievements are worth protecting, right?

But hey, look on the bright side. We have the biggest economy in the world. And god dammit were the most productive. In 2006, each American worker created over 64,000 dollars of wealth. Too bad they had to work more hours and receive less pay and less vacation time than any other industrialized nation.

Speaking of that shit, our distribution of wealth division is similar to that of nations such as Bangladesh and China. So basically in America, especially now, the rich get richer and the poor will get poorer.
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Now onto the health department. Our life expectancy is 44th and dropping. American women are 70% more likely to die during child birth than in Europe. The World Health Organization ranks the US 37th in overall health care performance. In the fairness of health care were 54th. So the rich get great health care and everyone else just gets health care.

If you happen to be one of the 42,000,000 Americans without health care, you can follow President Bush's advice and go to the Emergency Room.

America is really number one in nothing but debt, delusion, obesity and war. Americas enemies are not spooky figures like Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.

Our enemies are those who refuse to accept the truth about this country. Those who ignorantly turn away from the mirror and go down on their knees and pray for God to bless America, are in fact, Americas true enemies.